December 2010
212 posts
Losing My Virginity on a Toilet
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is losing my virginity on a toilet. I always hoped the first time would be special and romantic, with someone I wanted to spend my life with. I threw all that aside after a few too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades and let some stranger bang me on the toilet.
[Female, 22]
These things kill me.
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
Getting Fingered at a School Assembly
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting fingered at a school assembly last year.
[Female, 15]
I’ll just leave this here…
Looking at Facebook posts on my profile
and seeing them say ‘10 hours ago’ realising I’ve been online for that long. Oh.
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I'm going to do a best people I've met this year...
The majority of my friends now are people I’ve met this year so I could go on forever which is why I’ll do top 10 in no order. I do love all of you though! I’ll start it now and probably post it tomorrow or New Years Eve.
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I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD
A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HERRR
On new years everyone will be kissing their...
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I remember losing a few fags last night and running up to everyone and anyone asking them if they’d seen them. Seriously acted like I’d lost my head or something. To be honest I probably smoked them and forgot. How I spent 35 quid I do not know.
I feel horrible.
I didn’t go to sleep until 7am this morning and woke up at 10 because I was having awful dreams. Everything is so fucked up and I’m sick of feeling like this all the time. Need it to be NYE now so I can go get completely smashed with my best friends and love life. I’d love to say all this ‘new year new start’ crap but a simple change of calendar can’t get rid...
A clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis, since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus. Before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male actually is the same. Once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis. So technically, when a girl says, “Suck my dick”…I guess its kinda politically correct.
I look forward to going to bed because for those moments before I fall asleep I imagine situations I’d love to happen because it’s the closest they will ever come to being true. ‘You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.’ - Dr Seuss. I wish this would happen with you more than anything in the world.
Shut the fuck up bragging about what you got for...
‘Aint done too bad, I got £350 and an ipod. To people who have got an SLR or a blackberry I got them last year lol’ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT YOU SPOILT BRAT. Doesn’t matter what you get as long as you’re happy, fucking whoppers.
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If I don't see you through the week I'll see you...
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Wish I could go out tonight.
Fuck the taxi fares going up and being skint. Bastards. Going to stay home, watch Home Alone with my cat and crack open the tin of Celebrations. Plan.
Have an amazing night doing whatever you’re doing, get smashed and have a fucking fabulous time. If I’m not back online before tomorrow, MERRY CHRISTMAS! And remember…
How cute would it be
thefearinyoureyes-:
conorbennett:
If you were with someone on Christmas and they came round and you both just sat in your room giving eachother presents like wooly jumpers and thick socks and warm pyjamas and you just drank coffee all day and played with eachother and watched films.
And then on New Years Eve, you just spent it at home in bed watching films and kissing and midnight.
AS IF.
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That awkward moment when your Dad goes out on a...
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Christmas films put me in the best mood ever.
IF ONLY LIFE WAS SO GOOD.
cutcutpaste--deactivated2011010 asked: I'm sure i saw you the other day :') I was all like 'I KNOW THAT GIRL FROM SOMEWHERE' and then you looked at me and it was all awkward & things. :')
cutcutpaste--deactivated2011010 asked: I'm sure i saw you the other day :') I was all like 'I KNOW THAT GIRL FROM SOMEWHERE' and then you looked at me and it was all awkward & things. :')
When I wake up on Christmas day
youstolemyheart-:
villiersterrace-deactivated2011 asked: "I thought you'd be taller."